Since the N10 birds seem to be turning their beaks up at my delicious bird table offerings I resorted to shooting, stuffing and arranging them as my Christmas table centrepiece.
Ok that’s a lie. None of the little feathered fancies were actually hurt in the arrangement of my yuletide masterpiece, although I do have my eye on a plump and irritating squirrel who strongly reminds me of the chairman of the residents association where I used to live. Give the flying rodent a gimp mask and a Flashdance leotard, with holes for the twig and berries, and it would really make for a very realistic replica.
Instead faux taxidermy, blooms, glitter and an antique Wedgewood teapot all went together to create a little floral fantasy.